Soo... I recently decided to move to ND. For some reason this resulted in several people telling me "if all else fails, I can strip."(Apparently strippers in ND are making it big) My response has been the same to all, "I'm more likely to get paid to put it back on" 
       Now, this is in no way a bash on strippers, if people will pay you to appear as you did when you were first welcomed into this world, more power to you. Just saying, for me, NO ONE will be offering ones for that. I may get a fifty cent piece if the lighting is just right, but other than that, I really need to keep a day job. 
      Finally I had a suggestion that maybe I should blog about my apparent crazy life. That way I could apparently make a million dollars off followers or something??? Honestly the chances of blogging paying my bills far outweighs the chance that taking my clothes off will. Now I don't know how my life became crazy, but I attract random off the wall happenings on a daily basis....
      So here it is, The crazy shit that finds me even when I hide.  Keep tuned in to what finds me next as I travel from UT to ND... Besides blistering cold temperatures and possibly frostbite