Arrived in Dillon Montana..... Yes after five hours of travel through various degrees of redneck towns, I arrived at tonight's destination. However America's quality inn would be more accurately described as America's little shit hole, I do have a place to finally get some sleep.
    Although, I am sure one of two things will happen while I sleep tonight, my cars tires will be lifted and I will find my means of travel on blocks in the morning or I will be murdered.. I'm hoping for option one.
     When I arrived here the guy at the front desk says, "i'm going to upgrade you so you can have a room on the first floor". Nice gesture, right? Well it would have been if by upgrade he hadn't meant a room with possibly fewer venereal diseases on the shower floor, and sheets that got changed this month. It does make me wonder if this is the upgrade, what was my original room? At this point I'm starting to lean toward option two.
      Anyway, don't take the small things for granted, nothing has crawled on me yet, and there's two locks on the plywood door..... Hopefully I will be here in the morning too continue on with our travels. Night everyone!

ND bound today!! A little nervous, pretty excited. Have to say I have made some incredible friends here though, that makes it especially hard to leave.
      As many women understand, women can be less than friendly to each other. They can be catty and to put it plain pretty freaking bitchy. I have been lucky enough to come across a few though, that are so genuine and real it's unbelievable. I feel incredibly lucky to know these women, honest to a fault, strong willed and determined, and damn near fearless. Replacing them will be impossible.  You know when your best friend, who is as unemotional and un touchy as you gives you a hug and gets a little teary, shits gettin real.
      New adventures lie ahead though, and positivity with a good dose of sarcasm can only lead to more crazy memories to look back on.
     

       Soo... I recently decided to move to ND. For some reason this resulted in several people telling me "if all else fails, I can strip."(Apparently strippers in ND are making it big) My response has been the same to all, "I'm more likely to get paid to put it back on" 
       Now, this is in no way a bash on strippers, if people will pay you to appear as you did when you were first welcomed into this world, more power to you. Just saying, for me, NO ONE will be offering ones for that. I may get a fifty cent piece if the lighting is just right, but other than that, I really need to keep a day job. 
      Finally I had a suggestion that maybe I should blog about my apparent crazy life. That way I could apparently make a million dollars off followers or something??? Honestly the chances of blogging paying my bills far outweighs the chance that taking my clothes off will. Now I don't know how my life became crazy, but I attract random off the wall happenings on a daily basis....
      So here it is, The crazy shit that finds me even when I hide.  Keep tuned in to what finds me next as I travel from UT to ND... Besides blistering cold temperatures and possibly frostbite